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Umpire Profile: Harold ‘Dickie’ Bird
Dickie Bird's white cap, twitching shoulders and
forearm stretch became as much a part of the day
out as the battle between bat and ball. He seemed
to attract minor incident, without ever allowing the
day to be soured by controversy. Burst pipes,
reflecting windscreens and bomb scares all conspired
to trouble him, but each impostor was met with
humour and Yorkshire-bred common sense. Notorious
for being an early Bird (he once made it to The Oval
at 6am, so nervous was he about being late and was
five-hours early to meet the Queen on one occasion),
and plagued by bad weather he made the transition
from cricketing figure to something close to a
national institution.
A favourite among the public who took to his
idiosyncrasies, Bird was equally admired and
respected by the players. He diffused many a
situation that a lesser umpire may have allowed to
escalate, typically with common sense and good
humour. Most importantly, he simply made few
mistakes. "They all rated me the best: Sobers,
Richards, Lillee and Botham. That means a lot I can
tell you," he admitted.
Harold "Dickie" Bird was born in Barnsley in April
1933. 5'10" and a right-hand batsman, Bird played in
a Barnsley side that included Geoff Boycott and the
journalist Michael Parkinson, with whom he
remained friends. A good enough player to have
represented Yorkshire during their period of
dominance (debuting in 1956 against Scotland), a
regular first team place eluded him in such a strong
side (his career best performance 181* against
Glamorgan at Bradford in 1959 was rewarded with
omission from the next game as the senior players
returned from Test duty) and he moved to
Leicestershire at the end of that year. He won his
county cap in his first season, 1960, in which he
topped 1,000 first-class runs, but later referred to
the decision to leave Yorkshire as "the biggest
mistake of my life".
Bird retired relatively early, aged just 32, and spent
a few years coaching and playing as a club
professional. He later admitted to regret that his
playing career had not been more successful (first-
class average: 20.71): "I just wish I'd have believed in
myself as a batsman the way I do as an umpire," he
told The Cricketer (November 1998) during his final
match as an umpire. "I had the ability I can tell you.
If you had compared me to Boycott in the nets you
would have picked me as the Test player. Ray
Illingworth said I played as straight as anyone he'd
ever seen. Umpiring has been good to me, but it is
the second-best thing to playing."
Bird officiated his first game in 1970, with his first
Test coming against New Zealand at Leeds in 1973. In
1992 he stood in Zimbabwe's inaugural Test as the
first ICC panel umpire. A guard of honour by the
players and a standing ovation from the crowd as
England took on India in 1996 marked his final Test,
at his beloved Lord's. Bird, always an emotional man,
was reduced to tears. In all he officiated in 66 Tests
and 69 One-Day Internationals, overtaking Frank
Chester's record (of 48 Tests) in Zimbabwe in 1996.
His final first-class game was at Headingley, between
Yorkshire and Warwickshire in 1998.
Bird was awarded the MBE in June 1986 in the
Queen's Birthday Honours List ("It means more to me
than my life," he commented) and became a
frequent tea-time visitor at the Palace, apparently
attending more than 20 times. He gained other
remarkable friends, including former Prime Minister
John Major, billionaire cricket fanatic John Paul
Getty and the thriller writer Stephen King. "I wish I'd
had a family. That's where I missed out in life," he
lamented on his retirement but his oft-repeated
phrase was that he was "married to the game."
Bird's real legacy will be top-quality umpiring. Calm,
despite his nervous disposition; consistent, despite
his erratic body movements; and unimpeachably
impartial despite his obvious love for all things
Yorkshire and England, Bird added to the enjoyment
of the spectators without ever detracting from the
cricket. Maybe a little reluctant to give lbw
decisions, (he would argue "the Laws state I have to
be certain"), he has expressed reservations about the
marginalisation of umpires by technology in recent
times.
A busy retirement, in which he revels in the new role
of a media personality, has seen the ubiquitous Bird
appear on quiz and chat shows, embark on a
speaking tour where his routine of anecdotes
provokes great amusement and improve upon each
telling. He has produced several books, including My
Autobiography with Keith Lodge, the biggest selling
sports book of all time and the follow-up White Cap
and Bails, another best-seller. (George Dobell, ESPN
Cricinfo)